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dlesica:

butmac:

When the reality of the moment...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5tnkbhAQT1qzwuepo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ronworkman.tumblr.com/post/833340918/dlesica-butmac-when-the-reality-of-the"&gt;ronworkman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dlesica.tumblr.com/post/833324731"&gt;dlesica&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://butmac.tumblr.com/post/833288275/when-the-reality-of-the-moment-hits"&gt;butmac&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the reality of the moment hits.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I almost witnessed this first-hand in Vegas but Ron gives piss-poor directions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Note from Ron:&lt;/strong&gt; I’m Ron Workman and I’m not even sure what this means. I am going on a vision quest this week so I hope to find the answer there. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;STAY TUNED &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/833634118</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/833634118</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:11:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
She’s been floating around the offices for a long time...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ss3xIhao1qcvz7po1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;She’s been floating around the offices for a long time now, but until  recently, she’s been too shy to actually come out of hiding and get to  know people.  After much convincing, Janine, the Anthro Dragoness, has  finally shared herself with the world! &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;At first she was hesitant, but Duke, her mate, convinced her that  she would be doing the world a favor if she came in to make a toy based  off her wonderful pussy, after all, we all know what kind of things  Duke himself had to put her through as an application for a job with BD.   Many nights were dedicated to the testing and examination of BD’s  first ever Female toy. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Now, after much market research and innovative technology, we  found we could make her better, more textured, and more durable!  So,  you may pass her in the halls, you may see her at the company parties,  but with any luck, you can take her home with you and have all the fun  you want, with no strings attached! &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/831370882</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/831370882</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:09:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>EXCLUSIVE VIDEO </title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9baiP4Q-cZ8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;EXCLUSIVE VIDEO &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/831034849</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/831034849</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 02:59:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>breaking news: DROUGHT HILL FORREST FIRE/LAVA update</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;by Dwayne Moore - Story: 55684&lt;/em&gt;7&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Jul 12, 2010 / 2:43&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;We are getting some tips that the lava has reached the water and has consumed a cabin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fish are floating up into the top. &lt;img alt="water and lava collided " src="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/e/e2/CobblestoneAlternative96.png" height="96" width="96"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/803573047</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/803573047</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:46:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>breaking news: DROUGHT HILL FORREST FIRE EVERYONE IS ON LAVA ALERT</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="seclusion bay before lava" src="http://www.boatingkelowna.com/map/central_ok_lake_124_%282%29.jpg" height="565" width="850" align="top"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;by Dwayne Moore - Story: 55684&lt;/em&gt;6&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Jul 12, 2010 / 1:00&amp;#160;pm&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update 1 p.m. - Boaters are being asked to stay away from Seclusion Bay while air tankers are fighting the lava.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update 12:35 p.m. - lava crews are currently working at putting out spot lavas. Air support from Ministry of Forests are also actioning the lava.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update 12:30 p.m. - One lakeshore house is apparently in lava.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update 12:04 p.m. - Highway 97 is closed at Ponderosa Drive to the south and just south of the Okanagan Connector to the north. Motorists heading from West Kelowna are still able&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt; to access the Connector. No word when the highway will reopen.&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update 11:55 a.m. - There are reports one home is consumed by lava&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;                                                   	&lt;em&gt;&lt;img alt="lava" src="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/2/27/Lava.png" height="56" width="52" align="middle"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;!-- 		@page { margin: 2cm } 		P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;lava  near Highway 97 at Drought Hill south of Gorman&amp;#8217;s Mill has grown to 10 hectares in size. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;lava information officer Kayla Pepper says the Forest Ministry has four aircraft, two helicopters and eight lavafighters en route to assist Peachland lava and Rescue. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Residents of Seclusion Bay Road are being evacuated, many by rescue watercraft. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Evacuated residents are being taken to, or asked to go to the Westbank Community Hall. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;An Emergency Operations Centre is also being set up at the main Kelowna lava Hall on Enterprise Way. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The lava apparently began near Seclusion Bay and climbed the hill at Highway 97. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Highway 97 is closed in both directions near the lava. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Traffic heading from West Kelowna can access the Connector, however, traffic from Peachland is not able to.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/803403559</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/803403559</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:57:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Wall Street sucks: myth vs. reality PART 1</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Well working on the wall street for several years has both been a trial and a time of fun. As you all know I am an investor I hate to brag. But you know how it is now alot of myths about wallstreet is that were all uptight . This isnt true there was an awesome office party last Wednesday we got so wasted drinking. But there was a luke warm water fountain and not a cooler in sight why are there no coolers just a water fountain I mean Its a office&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;end of part 1&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/744961303</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/744961303</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:08:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>3 amazing things you probably didn't know about AIDS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;aid victims are uptight in a scientific study sponsored by the university of phoenix reported that 90 percent of aid victims are uptight&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Epidexipteryx was the first reported creature to get be able to contract aids&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;dragon fruit has HIV compound&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/743741131</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/743741131</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:57:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"so no one knows why all the tracker sites are down at once??"</title><description>“so no one knows why all the tracker sites are down at once??”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;internet&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/733066902</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/733066902</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:25:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4jh3cMbeP1qcvz7po1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/732373738</link><guid>http://realnewsheadlines.tumblr.com/post/732373738</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:59:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
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&lt;p&gt;Tomato paste isn’t good for spaghetti sauce you gotta get the ragu not tomato paste&lt;/p&gt;
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This is one of the best tumblr blogs
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&lt;p&gt;This is one of the &lt;strong&gt;best&lt;/strong&gt; tumblr blogs&lt;/p&gt;
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